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Drop a photo
Pick your most roastable selfie. We can take it.
AI roasts. Zero mercy.
Upload.Roast.Share.
Give us a photo and a little context. We’ll bring the heat, lay it out like a post, and hand you something your friends can’t ignore.
Free daily roast · no card required
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Today’s serving
Not perfect.
Just honest.
Savage mode
Your fit called. It wants a reboot.
Ready for stories
Approved by nobody
Made to share
Your new favorite group-chat ritual.
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Choose the heat
Classic, Glow-Up, Celebrity, or full Savage mode.
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Post the proof
Your result arrives styled for stories, reels, and receipts.
Hard Roasted original
Not a generic caption generator.
Every roast is written for the photo, then turned into a visual worth showing off. Think less chatbot, more friendly fire.
The vibe
Mean jokes. Clear boundaries.
Hard Roasted keeps it punchy, playful, and made for a laugh—not a takedown. Pick your style before we start cooking.
- 1 / day
- Free watermarked roast
- 4 styles
- From sweet to scorching
Pick your poison
A little heat or the whole kitchen.
Free
Daily roast
Dip a toe in. Save the screenshot.
$0
- One fresh roast daily
- Social-ready story card
- Signature watermark
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HD roast pack
No watermark. Five fresh roasts. More ways to make the group chat worry.
$2.99
- Five HD, watermark-free roasts
- Classic, Celebrity, Savage & Glow-Up
- Ready for the group chat
Read before roasting
A few hot questions.
Your group chat needs content
Bring a photo. We’ll bring the fire.
Your first roast is free and arrives designed for the share button.
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